Outside at last

 It had got to the point I was desperate to get back outside so I packed some clothes and headed out. It was 5:30am on a Sunday morning and it was COLD!
What I did was a fashion show of five outfits. I walked down to the edge of the canal then back past the camera. Then I walked down to the edge of the water as if I was going in. A bit of a tease.
The first outfit was an orange silk blouse, a pink silk skirt, a black basque and matching thong, black stockings and a pair of 4" heels.

 

 

Next came a green satin blouse and a pink chiffon mini skirt with the same undies and shoes.

The third outfit was a pink jumper, blue denim mini skirt, same basque, thong and stockings with black thigh boots.

A complete change saw a cream wool dress, a blue flowered bra and knickers, black tights and patent ankle strap heels.

The final outfit was a black lace mini dress over the same blue undies, tights and patent heels.

Now obviously I wasn't going to leave it there and so in I went.

I knew it was going to be cold but I wasn't expecting it to be as cold as it was. I could hardly breath and didn't stay in for long.

 While I was stripping off I realised someone had walked along the far bank. I had no idea what he saw but I was too cold to worry. Once naked I got in the car and ran the heater to warm up. I had planned on going in again and I wasn't going to be put off.

 This time I went right in but again I didn't stop long. When I got back to the car I nearly had to rip off the dress as it was tight and wet. However I managed it and got dressed. It was about two hours before I got warm again but it was worth it.

Winter

I hadn't had a chance to go out in the mud for months so as the sun dawned on a cold Sunday morning I packed some clothes and headed out. Well, to be honest I put on the first outfit and set out!
The story is that Davina is walking to a party.
The sun was just coming up and the temperature was just above freezing. The worst thing was the strong wind. as you can see I was wearing a lace dress, bra, thong, tights and brand new suede heels.

Add ing the coat made little difference to the temperature.

At this stage it is easy to avoid the puddles.

Now the ground is getting wetter and muddier.

After soaking the heels in the icy water it is time to return.

Oh dear I appear to have lost my footing.

The mud is all over my coat, dress and backside.

And I've forgotten my handbag. (More of this in a minute)

Already wet I take delight in splashing in the puddles.

And then back along the road dripping mud. Now the plan was for Davina to go back in a different outfit and get the handbag which had a mobile in it.  However, just as I stopped filming an old boy appeared with his dog for a walk. He didn't quite know what to make of me. Then cyclists came past so I decided to give up. I changed back into male clothes and retrieved the handbag.

Then I moved to a new location and changed into the second outfit. To be honest I was so cold from the first session I did think about giving up at this point but twenty minutes  in the warm car thawed me out. This time a jumper, boots, bra, thong, suspender belt and stockings.

A great location but the wind was even fiercer and although the sun was out the mud was freezing.

I would love to have carried on but I couldn't feel my feet so gave up. Washing in cold water didn't help.

The tights were ripped getting undressed and the suede heels are completely ruined. Otherwise everything else was okay.

Yet another random session

I decided that the barcode idea was much easier so had another go. Here are the results of this draw. This time the chosen outfit had to smeared with mud on the bed.

A quick change and into the bedroom

I took off the duvet and pillows to save them.

The mud was freshly dug from the garden and mixed with water, plants and all

Get comfortable

Here we go. Over the skirt first.

Then the jumper

Making sure it was well coated

Shoes next

Then the face

Mustn't forget the knickers

And the bra

Then the back of the clothes

Including underwear

Finished