How to dress outdoors

To give myself a chance to dress outdoors when my wife is home I have to be a little sneaky.
Here I am dressed as I left the house.

 Off with the jeans to reveal the tights and skirt

 Then on with the boots

 Off with the sweatshirt to reveal the satin blouse

 On with the wig

 And now I'm ready for a nice walk down the road in ful view of anyone who passes.

 Time to go off-road and take a look round this field.

 Over the cold metal gate

And out across the field

 Finally it's time to undress so back to the middle of the road and off with the blouse

 And the skirt

 Then time to go home, sadly.